Why we shouldn’t eat humans…

I have the flu.  I don’t know if it’s swine.  Odds are it’s just regular old human flu.  Obviously someone in my classes or at work has been touching or eating humans.  Isn’t that how people think swine flu got started?  Well, if you carry over the logic, it only stands that people have been eating humans, and then I got sick.  I would just like to tell the internet that I don’t think people should eat humans.  Yes, they may be highly nutritious, though laced with cholesterol, but we should abstain from such practices so that we don’t create and spread human flu.

In all seriousness, yeah, having the flu sucks.  Luckily Sav is like the best fiancée ever.  She made me some killer soup yesterday, and she doesn’t care if I get her sick (which I’m constantly praying doesn’t happen).  She’s the best.

For anyone that’s curious about Google Wave… it’s actually very very boring.  I thought it would be the coolest thing since sliced bread, but it isn’t.  But then again, I only have 2 contacts, neither of which I talk to much online before.  I would probably think it was cooler if I could invite people I wanted to talk to more.  Well, we’ll see.

Currently listening to: I Will Follow You into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie

Edit: I later found out that like 90% of all tests for swine flu at a local hospital came back positive, so I later started guessing I actually had swine flu.

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